When our Commander-In-Chief heard that there was an epic water event happening in Houston Texas he told his model wife, Melania, to dress for the event. They seem to have expected a full naval welcome, stepping out of the plane in their best yacht-club outfits.
The Commander sported Navy dress-white-inspired pants, with a matching shirt and a dark blazer – just like the ones he has worn to New York Yacht Club events. Melania, ever the fashion-conscious model, showed off her skin tight pants with a figure-revealing blouse, topped off with a saucy hat.
To celebrate this epic water event, Melania slid on her favorite six-inch stiletto heels, the better to keep her feet dry during the festivities. At a later stop in Corpus Christi, Melania changed into a more practical, black baseball-style hat, that clearly spelled out her role as First Lady. (Though, with English as a second language and as the picture below suggests, some of the nuances of English spelling my have eluded her…) Still, what panache!
The commander also donned a white baseball-style hat with his company’s name emblazoned on it, “USA.”.
If you fancy one of those nifty head coverings, just click over to the Trump store and for a mere $40, before tax and shipping, you can have one too.
Television showed thousands of people carrying their precious few possessions, like babies, through chest-high water to celebrate this epic water event. Texas gushed with relief and pleasure at the arrival of the Commander in Chief. Now blessed with his presence, a little bit of rain was transformed into an epic milestone on the road to making America great again.